Facebook Says What?!?? 2016-11-11

likeunlikeThings I’ve learned about myself from Facebook:

  • People like me, they really like me
  • I know my 80’s big screen queens
  • My spirit animal is a cheetah
  • I was a pirate in a former life
  • I was meant to be married for 60 years
  • I will live to be 110
  • My death will be by falling off a horse
  • My astrology sign says I am wise
  • I am an old soul
  • My profile picture looks like Mae West
  • I was buried under an old oak tree 180 years ago that stands to this day
  • I should be living in Arizona
  • Some kind of car I’ve never heard of fits my personality
  • Great wealth will be coming to me when I like, comment, and share some posts
  • My best time to live would have been during the Roaring 20’s
  • I am actually a dog person and not a cat person
  • I know all the important women of the last 150 years by their picture
  • The Rolling Stones leads the voting of the best rock group ever followed closely by the Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Guns N Roses.
  • I am a Forrest Gump expert
  • The Egyptian pyramids are my jam
  • I should have been a horse trainer (maybe that’s how I die falling off a horse)
  • I should consider carving pumpkins professionally
  • My top 10 friends are people I hardly ever speak to
  • My very moral best friend is my partner in crime when we rob a bank
  • Walking through a forest will give me peace
  • I have been putting the toilet paper on the roll entirely wrong for about 60 years
  • My political views are fabulous
  • My political views are horrible
  • Birds hold the answers to why I love gardening
  • I really don’t know all the Presidents of the United States and certainly not the Vice Presidents
  • Only 8% of the population has been to all 48 contiguous states like me and even fewer to all 50
  • I need to read more, run more, eat less, be kinder, stand my ground more, always help others, everyone for themselves…You know, whatever you’re doing needs to be changed.
  • Mondays are horrible
  • Tuesdays have no identity
  • Wednesdays are camel days. Right, Mike?
  • Thursday is a good day to show off old pictures
  • Friday is a day to thank goodness
  • Saturday is a great day to post pictures of  food, kids, ballgames, camping, trips, grilling out, roasting marshmallows, attending movies, selfies at concerts, selfies everywhere, house decorations, etc. It’s a very good day for pictures apparently
  • Sunday is important for finding out who does and does not attend church service.
  • Everything I have an opinion on is crap according to all the memes

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